Dyson sucks.

8 Aug

A 20″ viral for the Dyson Ideal.

A beautiful rooster walks up to a Dyson. Plumage magnificent.

Bluck! Bluck! Bluck!

The Dyson is expressionless.

Bluck! Bluck! Bluck!

This continues for several seconds. The chicken is loving it. He faces off and struts before the Dyson, victorious in his cockiness.

Camera tilts off picture. We hear the Dyson click into life. The rooster squawks. A lot. Suddenly it’s quiet again, then an indignant cluck, then another and another. Rooster steps back into scene, now completely featherless. Uh oh.

Endline: Dyson. One hell of a cocksucker.

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