Up the pole – 30″ TV
Surfer riding the waves. Looking the business. Coming in, gets to his van, parked at roadside. Puts board in. Changes into overalls. Goes to ladder against nearby electrical pole. Shimmies up it and lifts ‘man’ on top down. It’s a mannequin, wearing the same overalls, and he pops him into the back of the van.
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A troupe of gymnastic ribbon dancers on a rostrum in front of the GPO, mid-routine. They wear full length bodysuits with hoods in pristine white. The stage is also white. Their ribbons are twenty-foot streamers in emerald green.
The music is a traditional Irish track, given the big production treatment. The whole ensemble is an explosion of vibrant energy as the dancers seem to defy gravity with their graceful movement. The streamers add immeasurably to the elegance.
The camera begins to rise and move over the dancers. As it pulls up and away, our bird’s eye view shows us what the twirling streamers look like: the classic Coca Cola logo, only in emerald green.
Super: Happy St Patrick’s Weekend from the Coke side of life.
A recess bell shatters the blah blah. Baldie jerks awake. Cut to him waddling out of door.
Have a break. Have a KitKat.
We hear their shouts for food. Jesus holds his arms out wide. Silence descends. He begins: ‘My dear brothers and sisters…’
Suddenly he points behind them, eyes wide. He shouts ‘Holy God! What is that?’
They turn fearfully. There’s nothing there. When they turn back all they can see is Jesus, who’s out of the boat and racing across the water, baguette under his arm.
Annc’r: Cuisine de France. Wouldn’t you?
She accidentally tips over the toothbrush holder, knocks the brushes down the loo. Without breaking stride, she retrieves the brushes, shakes them, replaces them and continues as if it never happened.